i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
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ok
god bless the unicorn dog
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im extremely jealous of people who get to see the person they like on a daily basis
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He looks like an annoyed kid having had his arm up for ages in class trying to get the teacher’s attention.
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i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one wayI literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
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heads up
if i ever stop talking to you as much
- its not you
- there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
- i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
- pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
- be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
- ps its more than likely because i want to be close
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we’ve done it kids we got homestuck on the national news
STOP FUCKGNI REBLOGGIN GTHIS
that is like the best post they could have gotten
I don’t see Homestuck…
shhh look closer
oh my fucking god
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I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
(Source: tankwang, via zeroyalviking)
She had the prettiest eyes he had ever seen.. well, there were only two of them, but they were still the prettiest.
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